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Hondo weeps: Tim Tebow's a trash-talking underage drinker!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by BYH, Dec 17, 2007.

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  1. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    Did he let you go?
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Dec 18, 2007
    #37
  2. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Yep. 1/2 a gallon lighter, but he let me go.
     
    three_bags_full, Dec 18, 2007
    #38
  3. Gold

    Gold Active Member

    So, the "It was for my uncle celebrating his promotion to third in command of the department which oversees the state Troopers" excuse didn't work? :(
     
    Gold, Dec 18, 2007
    #39
  4. Bill Horton

    Bill Horton Active Member

    Tim Tebow did NOT buy the Crown Royal.
    When you're Tim Tebow, the Crown Royal people come to you and beg you to drink their stuff.
    Then they make monuments out of the empty bottles.
     
    Bill Horton, Dec 18, 2007
    #40
  5. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Part whisky, part toilet paper.

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    Flash, Dec 18, 2007
    #41
  6. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Those bags are great for carrying poker pennies. Or so I've heard
     
    novelist_wannabe, Dec 18, 2007
    #42
  7. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Yes, but is he crazy about Elvis? Does he love horses and his girlfriend too?
     
    novelist_wannabe, Dec 18, 2007
    #43
  8. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Nope. I didn't argue with him too much, either, seeing as how I was only about 17.

    I spent a fucking day's pay on that bottle, too. Fucker.
     
    three_bags_full, Dec 18, 2007
    #44
  9. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    I don't know if it's such a good idea. Go ask drunk Eli Manning...

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    Captain_Kirk, Dec 18, 2007
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  10. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    What a fucking douche! I gave him a few choice words once while standing in line at Proud Larry's. The fucker was bitching about a $10 COVER!
     
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    three_bags_full, Dec 18, 2007
    #46
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Are you sure he's really drunk? That kind of looks like his expression on Sundays.

    Wait. Is Eli Manning drunk during Giants games?
     
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    mike311gd, Dec 18, 2007
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  12. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

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    Diane, we're getting reports there was corn involved, but those are still unconfirmed.

    Thank you, Trisha, and now here's Ollie Williams with the Blackie Punishment Forecast ... Ollie.

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    WHO CARES ABOUT 20 YEAR OLD QBs DRINKING!

    Thanks, Ollie.


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    bigpern23, Dec 18, 2007
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