Hondo weeps: Tim Tebow's a trash-talking underage drinker!

Because people like Tim Tebow and people hate Tim Tebow. He's a national person of interest, which makes him a newsworthy character -- regardless of anything he does being actual fucking news. The kid takes a bigger-than-usual dump and some fucking outlet will report it.

 

You mean, a news story like an underage God-squad celebrity overimbibing with alcohol in public?

No story here, other than a hole poked in his perfect personna...

 

Except the story was in the NY Post and probably 95% of Post readers have no fucking idea who Tim Tebow is.

 

Hey, stop it. They have a college football columnist.

 

Does he know who Tim Tebow is?

 

was it more or less than 8.6 courics?

 

Tim Tebow could clear 8.6 without straining a single muscle.

 

And let's not forget Tebow's quote about the matter, which has to be considered one of college football's quotes of the year.

"Knowing Tony, I'm surprised it wasn't further down," Tebow said.

 

True.

We knew it was Christmas when the old man bought home his case of booze.

Crown Royale, vodka, sherry, scotch, rum. Only time we ever had hard liquor around the house.

But he bought a two-four of Molson's Stock Ale every payday.

 

Jeebus.
Christmases a bit merry around the 'R ranch, were they?

 

Remember the source -- it's the sports equivalent of Page Six. The most important thing is that the PR person for the Cellar Bar (which is pretty swanky) was able to plant the names of the party sponsors in the paper. Regardless of whether he was drinking those products or drinking at all.

And very few bars in Manhattan (other than the big clubs or the college bars) care about underaged drinking. Because no one drives home.

 

Nah. Wasn't me. I'm a Bourbon guy.

The only time I've ever had my hands on Crown was when that nice State Trooper made me pour out a handle of it. That was a lot of money poured onto the dirt road for a 17-year old who worked on a farm.