Home for sale: Complete with wife!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25416138/?GT1=43001

This woman can't sell her house and she can't find love. Her solution: Make it a package deal!

 

damn! but if she sold the house, and herself, wouldn't she still be stuck living there? which kind of takes away from the point of selling it.

 

That is one of a number of things that struck me as either wrong or sad, possibly both, when reading this story.

 

So, I'm sure the house would have to be inspected, but who gets to inspect the wife?

 

She should call it the Ho House.

 

when I saw the thread title my first thought was, "damn outtie, that's a weird way to say you're having problems at home."
Then I clicked the link and it all made sense.

 

Screw that. Somebody wants to pay up for Mrs. OOP, they can get their own damn house.

 

She wanted half a million to be part of the deal.

That's a $1,000 a night hooker, every night for a year and a half.

Just saying ..

 

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