Holy WOW! Have you guys heard of this thing called "Beer Pong?!!"

Four of the 10 cups were filled with water, which worked out to one beer per player per hour.

You talk about the pussification of America. This is tons worse than the "Everybody gets a trophy" soccer mentality.

 

Poindexter.....pussification of America is right. what in the hell have we come to?

 

Fixed

 

1998? Guys in my high school were playing beer pong in like 1987, if not before.

Then again, there's nothing to do in my hometown but drink, so we've always been on the cutting edge of consumption competition.

 

Dumbest drinking game ever. Not that there's a drinking game that isn't dumb, but this one tops the list.

 

Cups filled with water?! You've got to be kidding me.

This is freaking beer pong, people.

 

Uh, no thanks.

 

In related news, Rick's working on a piece tentatively titled "Y2K and the effect it will have on the sports world". It's set to print on ESPN next Monday.

 

The friends of mine who play beer jarts laugh at his innocence.

 

beer jarts?

 

1988