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Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch causes London bomb scare

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Mar 19, 2009.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    No word if the bomb squad counted to three — no more, no less.

  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    waterytart to the white courtesy phone.
  3. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    Oh Lord. Bless this hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.
  4. Wenders

    Wenders Active Member

    I love how in the comments, someone corrects who was speaking the lines in the movie.
  5. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    It should have been corrected! All you had to do was play the clip to see it was Michael Palin!

    I sentence the writer to be eaten by a killer rabbit.
  6. Wenders

    Wenders Active Member

    Or at least maimed. I don't know, I always get the Pythons (except for Chapman, Cleese and Gilliam) mixed up. But still, if I were writing a story about this, I'd make damn sure I had gotten it right, especially considering it's on a UK Web site.
  7. ColbertNation

    ColbertNation Member

    Consult the Book of Armaments.
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    And you have to figure in there that a duck is lighter than wood.
  9. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    I need to get some sloth and breakfast cereal for dinner.
  10. ColbertNation

    ColbertNation Member

    Dooley, Dooley, Dooley.
    A duck isn't lighter than wood. A duck weighs the same as wood. That's why it floats.
  11. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Apples! Grain! Very small rocks!
  12. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    Castles! Castles! Lead! Lead!
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