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Holy crap! What are the odds? Mickey Rourke busted for DUI!!!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Nov 8, 2007.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Such a clean-living guy! Busted while driving his scooter. But I thought he was the Motorcycle Boy? Maybe he was going to watch the fish.


    The funniest/scariest thing: Look at the side view mug shot. This is one battered and doctored face:

  2. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    I'll admit... when I first saw the thread title I thought it said Mickey Rooney...
  3. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    What's with the Satanic facial hair?
  4. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Exactly the same thing for me. I'm thinking, "Wow, he's pretty old to be driving even sober."
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Did he get road rash on his head from falling off his motorcycle?
  6. "I need fuel!"

    Looks like he had a full tank of fuel. :D
  7. Poor Mickey. What are you going to do when you can't work, you can't fuck and you can't fight?
  8. Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.
  9. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    hey, he looks happy.
  10. So much for my attempt at a Barfly-jack ...
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    At first I thought it was a Burden Brothers-jack.
  12. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Another 'rink for all my frens!
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