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Holy COW does my tooth hurt...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by imjustagirl2, Jun 25, 2007.

  1. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Lost a filling, but it didn't really affect me until today. Now, I'm on ibuprofen and anbesol while I wait for the dentist to find me an emergency appointment for the morning.

    Any suggestions for lessening the pain?
  2. chazp

    chazp Active Member

    You might try Aleve. It works better for me than ibuprofen.
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Will the dentist write you a pain scrip?

    I broke a tooth once, dude gave me Tylenol III, I went back the next day and explained the pain and he gave me a referral and some vicodin.
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Booze. Lots and lots of booze.
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    That reminds me. It's time for my offensive joke of the day:

    Q: What time should a Chinese person go to the dentist?
    A: Tooth Hurty (2:30).

    Get it?

    Try the veal... I'm here all week.
  6. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    I'm actually taking Advil because it's all I have int he house. But I've already taken two twice, and you're not supposed to take more than six in a 24-hour period. And I'm in for 1 p.m. tomorrow. She said 'it works like an emergency room.'

    Having never been to an emergency room, what the hell does that mean? Will I die in the lobby?
  7. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Self-pierce your nipple.
  8. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    No, because I'd have to bite on something to dull the pain. Out of the question right now.

    Next suggestion?
  9. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    I'm surprised you considered it.
  10. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

  11. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Get drunker than shit, clamp on to the offender with a pair of Vise Grips®, and pull that summitch out.

    I removed a wart on my face that way. Didn't hurt too bad, but I bloodied things up a bit.
  12. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    This is the most disturbing thing I've ever read on here, and it's not close.
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