Hollywood is out of new ideas, part 1,339

You know, Starman, that would actually be a funny movie.

 

You mean the first movie shot entirely in slow motion? The one Pamela Anderson wins an Academy Award for?

[/obscure Futurama reference]

 

Looks like you will: http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/news/jurassic-park-jumps-the-shark.php

Bloody-Disgusting has revealed some plot speculation for the fourth film.
From Bloody-Disgusting:

This is dangerously close to Dr. Evil’s “sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.”

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dino_Riders

Took me some searching, but I knew I'd heard of something like this.

Truly horrible idea.

 

Does George C. Scott still die in the middle or is it earlier....

 

Anybody hear that the Coreys are going to be in a sequel to Lost Boys? This is NOT a set up to a joke.

 

They're also remaking Porky's and Footloose...

 

If you ever get a chance to meet John Waters ask him if he's ever considered directing a remake of Boom (a horrendously awful, so bad it's good flick starring Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. It was "written" by Tennesee Williams.). You'll thank me for the ten to fifteen minutes of greatness that will follow.

"I would never sleep with anyone who doesn't like Boom."

-John Waters

 

(on knees praying)
Nuclear holocaust...now...