Hollywood Crap-tacular continues

from TVGuide.com:

Ugh. Just... ugh.

 

You expect a guy who named his kid Pilot Inspektor (spelling may be a bit off) to have good judgement?

 

And folks wonder why box office numbers aren't as big as they once were.

 

I think you guys are being harsh. Alvin and the Chipmunks was groundbreaking and it's clear that Alvin and Simon were the blueprints that Matt Groening based Bart and Lisa on.

Plus I have all their records.

 

I plan on boycotting this movie as Mr. Seville is clearly into underage bestiality. None of those chipmunks had pants or were over the age of 18.

 

But I just want a hula hoop!

 

Nah. He was just exploiting their sexuality and musical talents for profit. Kinda like Jessica Simpson's dad. Nothing illegal about that.

 

No worries. Like most chipmunks, they kept their nuts in their cheeks.

 

That may be the case. But I think even you would agree that the fine folks of West Virginia have been taken advantage enough.

 

Mr. Seville isn't an animal pedophile. The Man in the Yellow Hat, on the other hand, is.

 

Well played, sir. Well played indeed.

 

Not true. It was George who was curious. The Man in the Yellow Hat was merely world weary.