His mama named him Clay, I'm gonna call him Clay!

Chad Ochocinco now just plain ole' Chad Johnson (again), apparently so his new bride won't have to have a ridiculous last name:

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8191660/chad-ochocinco-miami-dolphins-says-last-name-johnson-again

 

A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter, "Waiter, come taste the soup." Waiter says "Is there something wrong with the soup?" He says "Taste the soup."

He says, "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?" He says, "Will you taste the soup?", "What's wrong is the soup too cold?"

"Will you just taste the soup?", "All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?"

"Ah-ha! Ah-ha!"


Eh, what do you know from funny, you bastards?

 

What can I say? I like the guy.

He's nutty, but I think a very high percentage of what he does is well-intentioned or is done just for the purpose of having fun.

 

He's a clown, but a clown who keeps his nose clean off the field. There's something to be said for that.

 

I loved Chad Ochocinco. His popularity transcends football. I hope Chad Johnson keeps up the laughs.

 

Who the hell else tweets for 200 random people to come have dinner with him and picks up the bill for everyone AND gives them his personal cell phone number in case they want to hang out?

 

He loves his IHOP too.

 

"You must be out your goddamn mind! Chad Johnson is the greatest receiver that ever lived. I'll be with you boys in a minute. He was better than Jerry Rice, he was better than TO, and that new boy-what's his name? Larry Fitzgerald?-looks like a bulldog; he was badder than him, too.

"Vait a minute. Vat about Hines Ward?"

"Oh, there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout receivers, a Steelers fan got to pull Hines Ward out they ass. That's their one, that's their one. Hines Ward! Hines Ward! Let me tell you something, once and for all--Hines Ward was good; but compared to Chad J ohnson, Hines Ward ain't shit.

" He got more Super Bowl rings than Chad Johnson's ass."

"That's right, he got more rings than Chad Johnson's ass."

"Chad Johnson was 75 years old when he played in the Super Bowl."

"I don't know how old he was, but he got his ass whooped in the Super Bowl."

 

Don't put this shit head in a thread with the great Ali.

 

I agree it's a bad hed.