HIM (Cannonball Run II) Alert!

Him! Is on.
Cannonball Run II, the second greatest Cannonball Run movie ever made is on CMT!!!!!

 

I bet that the Tony Danza/Mel Tills/orangutan team wins.

 

I remember when I had to see Cannonball Run III in the summer of '84. My best friend and I were driven to the theatre, where anything worth a shit was sold out: Ghostbusters, Star Trek III, Karate Kid and at least one or two other movies. So Cannonball Run III it was. Don't remember a thing about it, so I guess it didn't suck too bad (looking at you, The Marrying Man!).

 

Oh no. It sucked. It redefined suck.

 

Oh I'm sure it did, but if I make it to 100 I will remember how fucking horrible "The Marrying Man" and "Malice" were. Eat a bowl of dicks, Alec Baldwin!!!

 

You sure you're not thinking of II? It was out in 1984.
Cannonball Run III, aka Speed Zone, was out 1989.

 

Could they remake Cannonball Run today with that kind of all-star cast? Or maybe It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World?

 

Norm MacDonald would have to play the Burt Reynolds character ...

 

Sammy Davis Jr. and Dean Martin made the Cannonball Run movies comical.

 

Didn't they remake 'It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World' and call it 'Rat Race'?