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Hillary vows to break up OPEC

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Chi City 81, May 5, 2008.

  1. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    What's this? A full-of-shit politician? Who knew?
     
  2. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    No way. All those old people who will not die would bankrupt social security, and the population problem would put a serious crimp in her vow to end poverty.

    So, sadly, Hillary's War on Cancer will have to wait.
     
  3. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Please let this be the most depressing, alienating week in the 2008 campaign. I really would hate for it to get worse.
     
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    To cheer you up, Irish.

     
  5. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Damn he looks awful.
     
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Those early morning phone calls and dodging sniper fire really take it out of a guy.
     
  7. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    For the upcoming SportsJournalists.com primary HRC will promise to force NBC to bring back Freaks and Geeks, put an end to thread locks and give out 12 packs of beer for every 100 posts. Oh, and she'll force Dean Singleton, JRC and CNHI to pay journalists a decent wage and improve their news product. Am I missing anything else?

    Honestly, the woman knows how to tell an audience what they want to hear, I just can't believe that many people are buying it.
     
  8. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Hillary just sent me a very interesting email. She says she has some pills that will make my dong the size of a cypress stump and that there's a bank account in Nigeria with a cool million in it that's been waiting for me to claim it. Kick ass! I bet she can help me with my student loans, too.
     
  9. NightOwl

    NightOwl Guest

    So Hillary wants to end the war, then declare war on OPEC.

    Nice work, Hilly. Who needs a "conflict in Iraq" when you can pull the trigger on World War III?
     
  10. Yawn

    Yawn New Member

    She's ready to tackle everything....or knock it out.

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    God, I feel confident in our country. ::)
     
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  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    No but a more effective would be to try and put some controls on the oil futures market to disallow speculative investment.
     
  12. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member


    No. F'n. Chance.
     
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