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Hillary Clinton: Kitten Killer?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by DanOregon, Nov 9, 2007.

  1. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    From The New York Sun:

    Hillary Clinton: first lady, U.S. senator … cat killer?

    That's the claim of Kathleen Willey, the White House aide who says President Clinton groped her in the Oval Office in 1993. If she's telling the truth, and if, after making this allegation, she actually was harassed by Hillary-hired thugs who went so far as to abduct one of her cats (Bullseye) and murder another (a mere kitten), then the Clintons are nothing less than feline-felling Mafiosi.

    If she's lying — or paranoid — the Clintons are nothing less than selling points.

    Regardless, their demonic faces on the cover of "TARGET: Caught in the Crosshairs of Bill and Hillary Clinton" should look right at home on bookstore shelves already sagging under the weight of dozens of "Wait! Here's MY Story of How Demonic the Clintons Are" books. (I'm waiting for, "Deliver Me to Evil: One Pizza-Boy's Story of Bringing Dinner to the Most Corrupt Couple Ever to Order a Large Pepperoni. Especially Her.")

    It does not help Ms. Willey's credibility that the company publishing her book, A World Ahead, also sells mouse pads featuring a cartoon Senator Clinton banging her fist on a lemonade stand and spilling the children's product. The blurb by Ann Coulter also lends a certain predictability to the book's point of view.
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    This board has reached a new low.
  3. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Hillary Clinton is practically the last woman on earth I would consider being involved with any form of kitten killing.
  4. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Hillary has a wang?
  5. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    You flatter me.
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I must now go put an ice pick through my temple to get rid of the image in my head
  7. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

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  8. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    If I try to publish a book that claims George W. Bush puts tape on his fingers and uses it to swipe money from church collection plates, would it be taken as gospel?
  9. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Somehow I don't think W can manage such a tricky feat.
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That motherfucking liberal media strikes again.
  11. He'd put the tape on backwards.
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