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Hilary--Duff, not Clinton--gets a $100,000 birthday present from her boyfriend

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JR, Sep 25, 2007.

  1. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

  2. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Mikey's not welcome in Ottawa?

    I thought that he was going to get her a basement apartment in East Meadow, right off Hempstead Turnpike.
  3. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Somewhere an employee in Lexus' advertising agency is pissed.
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

  5. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Because he's a gutless, team-killing, me-first loser.

    He was miced during a game of The Cup Final. A Sens teammate was double-teamed along the boards by the Ducks and OLN/Versus caught Comrie whining, "I'm open! Why didn't you pass the puck to me?"

    Hey, Mikey? How about backchecking and helping your mate out, you jerkoff assclown? That too much for you to do?
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Fair nuff...
  7. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    HB is far more eloquent than me. :)
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    No shit.
  9. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    I edited myself into eloquence.
  10. Bill Brasky

    Bill Brasky Active Member

    Boy, to get a $100,000 birthday gift...she's either got to be the greatest woman who ever lived, or a TIGER in the bedroom, or he's got way more money than brains.
  11. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Oh, God, please let it be the second. Kittens will die if true.
  12. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    The latter Comrie has down pat. As for the former ... I couldn't tell you.
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