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Hilarious complaints to FCC about Super Bowl

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Shifty Squid, Mar 8, 2007.

  1. Shifty Squid

    Shifty Squid Member

    I didn't see this posted anywhere, but I thought you guys would enjoy this. Some of these complaints are incredible.


    For example ...

    "It was obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person through a sheet, as to show his siluette (sic) while his guitar showed a very phalic (sic) symbol coming from his below-midriff section. I am very offended and I would preffer (sic) not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY."
  2. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Now this is funny:
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I think I just got a new signature!
  4. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member


    Dear Ms. Jenkins:
    For next year's halftime show we were thinking of allowing Vivid to do a live stage show to promote their new movies.
    Thank you for writing
  5. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Is that because you feel small and unable to perform in the evening?
  6. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Good thing Liberace's not around
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    No, no, no. That was beside the point. I blamed that on the 14 strawberry daquiris, not Prince.
  8. Lamar Mundane

    Lamar Mundane Member

    Funny, most saw a genius performing his miniatrue ass off during a monsoon. I guess these are the folks Freud wrote about.
  9. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Wait a second! Are you trying to say Libeace (sic) is gay? I thought he was just really, really happy -- and patriotic.
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Is Prince gay? I always thought he was just indiscriminate.
  11. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    I love this line...

    "...now I have to explain to them what a wet spot is on a cum covered sheet."

    Wow. Talk about over the line. BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  12. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    They also called Prince a one-hit wonder.

    Uhm, really? In what universe? I'm not a Prince fan, but you're a retard if you believe that. Excuse me. Pathetitard.
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