Hide the booze (literally) in Utah

Stretch15 · Oct 27, 2007

BigRed said:

Another reason I won't be voting Romney '08 (not that I would have anyway, as a registered Democrat).
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That has to be the stupidest thing I've read on this board in a long, long, time...

You won't vote for Romney because of some whacked liquor laws that the Utah State Legislature passed?

As if he was the one that authored the bill? Or vocally came out in support of the measure?

Do you think Romney actually knows anything about the liquor laws?

I've lived here all my life and I had no idea about those laws. And I agree with Idaho - they are stupid laws.

I absolutely love the logic of some people...

Football_Bat · Oct 27, 2007

slappy4428 said:

Armchair_QB said:

2002 Salt Lake Olympics

Olive Garden in suburban SLC (hey, that's fine dining in Utah). While enjoying a frosty adult beverage with dinner I order a second one. Waiter brings it to the table but does not set it down, stands and waits. I ask him to leave the beer on the table and he says he can't. I ask why not. He says patrons can not have more than one drink in front of them at any one time. I give him a funny look and finish off my first beer.

Bar in downtown SLC. I walk up to the bar and order a beer. Bartender pours it and looks at me. I look back. He continues to look at me. I ask him what the problem is. He points to a piece of wood screwed into the bar and tells me I have to stand on the other side of it before he can give me the beer. Can't remember the reason why but I do recall that it made sense (for Utah).
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You know...
I've had beer from a pitcher, and from German mug
I've had beer from a paper cup and poured it from a jug.
I drink beer hot, I drink beer cold, I drink it whenever I can.
But a beer, is a beer, is a beer, is a beer -- until you need to be told where you can drink it in a bar. That's stupid.
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Channeling Dr. Seuss, are we?

zeke12 · Oct 27, 2007

Armchair_QB said:

2002 Salt Lake Olympics

Olive Garden in suburban SLC (hey, that's fine dining in Utah). While enjoying a frosty adult beverage with dinner I order a second one. Waiter brings it to the table but does not set it down, stands and waits. I ask him to leave the beer on the table and he says he can't. I ask why not. He says patrons can not have more than one drink in front of them at any one time. I give him a funny look and finish off my first beer.

Bar in downtown SLC. I walk up to the bar and order a beer. Bartender pours it and looks at me. I look back. He continues to look at me. I ask him what the problem is. He points to a piece of wood screwed into the bar and tells me I have to stand on the other side of it before he can give me the beer. Can't remember the reason why but I do recall that it made sense (for Utah).
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That's some weird shit.

slappy4428 · Oct 28, 2007

Football_Bat said:

slappy4428 said:

Armchair_QB said:

2002 Salt Lake Olympics

Olive Garden in suburban SLC (hey, that's fine dining in Utah). While enjoying a frosty adult beverage with dinner I order a second one. Waiter brings it to the table but does not set it down, stands and waits. I ask him to leave the beer on the table and he says he can't. I ask why not. He says patrons can not have more than one drink in front of them at any one time. I give him a funny look and finish off my first beer.

Bar in downtown SLC. I walk up to the bar and order a beer. Bartender pours it and looks at me. I look back. He continues to look at me. I ask him what the problem is. He points to a piece of wood screwed into the bar and tells me I have to stand on the other side of it before he can give me the beer. Can't remember the reason why but I do recall that it made sense (for Utah).
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You know...
I've had beer from a pitcher, and from German mug
I've had beer from a paper cup and poured it from a jug.
I drink beer hot, I drink beer cold, I drink it whenever I can.
But a beer, is a beer, is a beer, is a beer -- until you need to be told where you can drink it in a bar. That's stupid.
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Channeling Dr. Seuss, are we?
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Ahh a youngster not from the midwest....

The correct version of the second half of the last line is, "until you've tasted Hamm's."

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