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Hi, I'm Peyton Manning and you can go F__k yourself

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by bigpern23, Jan 24, 2007.

  1. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Wow...I need a tissue now.

    Fuck you Falco, even if you're dead. :D
     
  2. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/01/bland-consistently-effective-receiver.html

    You "Office" fans will love the pic above the caption, "Marvin Harrison circa 2017."
     
  3. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    BRILLIANT!
     
  4. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    I about choked when I saw that. I can just see Harrison sitting in the back of team meetings doing crossword puzzles.
     
  5. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    (Colts team meeting in progress...)

    DUNGY: OK, we're going to do some drills where we team up to run pass routes. Marvin, who do you want?

    HARRISON: (Doesn't look up from crossword puzzles) Pass.

    DUNGY: You can't pass, Marvin.

    HARRISON: Fine then, I'll take the new kid.

    (Cut to interview in separate room following the meeting.)

    BEN UTECHT: It's great. I was his second choice, after "pass."
     
  6. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    DUNGY walks up to HARRISON, DALLAS CLARK and JIM SORGI during a small meeting.

    DUNGY: Hey guys...how's the workload with all of Vanderjagt's old duties? Handling it OK?

    SORGI: Sorta. He had a lot of duties.

    DUNGY: Yes, he did. .... Have any of you talked to Vanderjagt?

    HARRISON: Oh sure. We talk all the time.

    DUNGY: Really?

    HARRISON: Noo.

    DUNGY: Don't do that. ...What about you Sorgi, you and Vanderjagt were close?

    SORGI: No. Sorry.

    Cue to interview in separate room.

    SORGI: Vanderjagt had a big personality and I have a big personality and a lot of times when two people like that get together, it can be explosive.
     
  7. leo1

    leo1 Active Member

    i about spit up the glass of water i was drinking when i saw the mar-har and the stanley pic
     
  8. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Pope, tell me you had the transcript from last week in front of you when you did that. Cause that was scary dead on. ;)
     
  9. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    I found the ep online....
     
  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

  11. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

  12. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

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