Hey YF - do these noisy neighbors live in YOUR building

Enough with the note writing. These ladies need to meet in public to sort it out. We should also get a look (and listen) at the vibrator in question, to see what kind of nuisance it really is.

 

This will probably be a Jimmy Kimmel prank or a viral marketing campaign for a new app, but for now I can enjoy it in its glory.

When I lived in a dump in Fargo, I could hear the couple on one side of my place screaming at each other when I'd leave for work in the afternoon. When I'd return at 1:30 in the morning I'd hear the sounds of them fucking. A circle of life.

 

My horrible neighbors across the hall are the world's loudest laughers. I feel like I should have Guiness come in and certify them. The laughing sometimes sounds manic and uncontrollable and the guy claps while he laughs sometimes. It's astounding. I don't know what the hell they're doing or watching to make them laugh like that. FWIW, I've never smelled anything, so either they've got an incredible air filtration system that's pulling the smoke out of the air or they are high on life.

 

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/2013/11/12/Spanish-pianist-facing-jail-time-after-neighbor-alleges-noise-pollution/8531384267693/

According to the plaintiff, identified only as Sonia B., her downstairs neighbor Laia Martin practiced eight hours a day, five days a week from 2003 to 2007 while she was studying music in college.

Martin, 27, is now a professional concert pianist. She rejects the notion that she practiced at home that often, saying she took lessons in other towns away from home.

According to Sonia B, Martin’s practicing caused "psychic injury consisting of an adjustment disorder with anxiety symptoms to environmental stress reactive ear type." She also said she experienced symptoms including sleep disturbance, nervousness, anxiety, panic attacks and pregnancy problems.

Martin’s parents, Luis and Elizabeth, are also looking at jail time for allowing the situation to occur. In addition to prison, the prosecution is requesting that Martin be disqualified from practicing any profession that has to do with the piano for four years and a hefty fine.

During the trial on Monday, Sonia B told the court that she now hates pianos, and that Martin’s noise contamination forced her to move. The trial will continue on Tuesday and is set to end by Friday.

 

When we were first married, Mrs. Coco and I were not amused by the loud thumping noises from the apartment above us.

My wife asked the woman about it by the mailboxes once, and was told, "I like to do aerobics videos."

Uh ... at midnight?

 

LOL. Thanks for making me laugh and making my day.

 

When wifey and I were in our apartment, there was a nice married couple above us, younger by a couple of years, who we went to dinner with and socialized with at times.

Well one night, there is some serious h*mping going on and I just say, oh well good night for them. Next day, wifey tells me that the upstairs occupants came down the stairwell and it was NOT the wife with the male occupant; she never forgave him. I said "damn" because he was a cool dude to me and we had fun golfing together.

 

Remember all the complaints people have had about HOAs?

Can we get your co-op board cloned?

 

Someone misspelled thrust in the part about "trust and moan."