Hey UHaul, USuck

You're absolutely right, and it's one of the reasons there's been less of me around here lately. And yeah, I made an age joke, which begat more bullshit, but that has always seemed to be the way things go around here. You make fun of someone for something innocuous, as if I give a shit how old someone is, and they retort back with something equally innocuous. Not "douchebag." Spnited doesn't like me, and I can't remember why, but there was some bitchfest between us a few months back, and I guess he's never forgotten it. I couldn't care less, but I thought it was bullshit that I was attacked for doing something everyone on this board does from time to time.

 

Wait ... there's an 'in' crowd? On an Internet board? Fuck me ... that's cool.

 

Let us know how many creeps plead for you to follow through offers you get before the night's over.

 

That post has been up for eight minutes and I give you a big, fat zero.

 

A kindler, gentler SportsJournalists.com, I see.

 

Flash: *raises hand*

 

Apologies... I couldn't resist? Eight minutes without a single offer? I am shocked...

 

Score! I got a big one!

 

Too easy ...

 

Shuddit. Tell me more about this 'in' crowd ...

 

They're big fans of Nickelback.

 

Then I don't like them very much.