Hey Tiger - if you're going to screw up

Not sure what he was supposed to be doing. Every story says Elin doesn't want him around when she goes to Sweden. So what are his alternatives? Should he be at home, working on hitting bad drives and then not swearing? Watching tapes of the 1977 Watson-Nicklaus battle at Turnberry so he knows how true gentlemen act? Feverishly masturbating?

So why not enjoy a band that, according to Billboard, "provides affordable fun that promises good returns in hard times." Party on.

 

One of Tiger's handlers has apparently been reading the negative response to his post-Master interview.

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=5129727

Oh, I'm SURE Tiger Woods wrote these words. Without prompting, too!

 

We know Tiger didn't write those words because they're not texts.

 

General rule: If Tiger's blog posts are about the greatness of the Golden Bear, they're the work of a ghostwriter. If they're about golden showers, they came from Eldrick.

 

You know, if all he did before is go to concerts, no matter how bad the band is, and dance backstage, no matter how badly, his "team members'" job would be a whole lot easier right now.

 

How much stock are we putting in an "insider" report from Rob Shuter's (who he?) Naughty But Nice column on popeater.com?

 

He used to represent Jessica Simpson. Then he took over OK! magazine and has written a bunch of other celebrity places. His sources are probably as good as any other ones in the tabloid world. Right on the money some of the time, complete bullshit some of the time.

 

I'm not a Miley fan, but if you insist, I'll raise you 505 times!

 

Thankfully, I feel my life is still somewhat complete not having known any of this

 

Damnmit, Junkie, how did I miss his call on the Smack-off?!

Props to Vic in NoCal. I can't believe that bastard called his shot and got scoreboard.

This is reminiscent of Jeff from Richmond taking home the title several years ago.

 

They're "about to quit"? Yeah, right, because if there's one thing we all know about those who hang on to celebrities, it's that they frequently get frustrated with their boss and jump off the gravy train.

 

So apparently the "Vic in NoCall" blast has to be retired now?