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Hey Tiger - if you're going to screw up

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Apr 22, 2010.

  1. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    can't you do better than Nickelback? Cripes.
    Not sure how much of this to believe but whatever.

  2. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    If memory serves, he has a long history with that band. I remember years ago laughing about hearing about him going to several of their concerts.

    His taste in whores is almost as good as his taste in music. ;D
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I feel so terrible for Tiger's poor, put-upon handlers, image consultants and lackeys.
  4. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    I don't buy Tiger dancing--or dancing well, at least.
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    This is like Tom Watson being a Rush fan.
  6. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Active Member

    Rumor is that some of his enablers are on the verge of quitting. They've done everything to get him to get his shit together, but the sumbitch has shown to them that he's not going to listen to them either.

    They know how serious this mess is and has been cleaning it up. Tiger just say "fuck it" I'll do what I want.

    Tiger, get the divorce, and you can troll all you want.

    Nickelback? Shit, I'll sing Miley Cyrus "Party in the USA" 5 times before I'll consider listening to Nickelback.
  7. Shaggy

    Shaggy Guest

    Only 5? I'd sing 500 times while pissing my pants in front of a million beautiful women before I'll consider listening to Nickelback.
  8. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    This really says everything.

    You built a wall of deception and lies around Tiger's image that lasted 15 years.

    And when that blows up, your only solution is just to do the same thing again about his "redemption."

    Fuck all of you. And get a real job that means something.
  9. Shifty Squid

    Shifty Squid Member

    The most damning Tiger revelation yet: His "favorite band" is Nickelback.

    OK, the baker's dozen of floozies and porn stars, he can weather that storm. Cussing on the course? He'll survive. Messy divorce? It'll be all right. But liking Nickelback? Holy shit. I think even Nike might back off him now.
  10. Fly

    Fly Well-Known Member

    Only if he says Creed is his 2nd fave.
  11. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

    He has a history of being a fan of horrible music. Remember his longstanding friendship with Darius Rucker and Hootie and Blowfish?

    He's even dredged deeper into the bottom of the barrel with Nickelback, though. It's one thing to be friends with the singer of an average South Carolina bar band. It's another to listen to the actual embodiment of the rock n' roll apocalypse we've stumbled into the last few decades.
  12. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Interesting dilemma. Do you take (presumably) nice checks to run damage control for a guy who's damage might be endless, or try to find "a real job that means something"?
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