Hey, Starman, up for a road trip?

Will Rogers never met Fred Phelps.

 

That's because Will Rogers, like everyone else who didn't attend WBC, is in hell.

 

So I guess that's where I'm headed, too. Oh well, at least the music will be good.

 

1) Nebraska is every bit as boring to drive through as advertised.

2) Are there enough rooms for Rosie to do some grounding there? She might be more pissed off than Starman.

 

I've said this before — the fact that these people have not suffered serious harm at one of these protests surprises me.

 

Forget grounding them. They don't deserve it.

 

I wish I still had my Copperhead with the -7 drop. Illegal as hell in baseball now, but man, I could rake with it.

 

And the Sherman Tank will be by directly, strictly in a mop-up role.

 

There won't BE anything left to mop up.

 

Oh, there's some politics here . . . but this goes beyond politics.

This is a very special combination of assholishness/douchebaggery.

And there's not much worse, than that.

 

Apprehension, smallpox strain, bus 'em to Annapolis, off to Gilligan's Island.