Hey, Starman, up for a road trip?

Just came over the fax:

Thank God for 4 dead Boy Scouts at the hands of an Angry God using His tornadoes -- a favorite weapon of His wrath. God hates Nebraska and Iowa for persecuting His servants at (Westboro Baptist Church). These Boy Scouts dies for the sins of Nebraska and Iowa.

WBC will picket the funerals.

Fourth of Four Funerals
Divine Shepherd Lutheran Church
15005 Q St.
Omaha, Neb.
Saturday, June 14, from 9:15 to 10 a.m.

 

Horrible, horrible people.

 

Starman, you get the pitchforks and I'll get the lighted torches. Doc, can you make a tar and feathers run?

 

I'm on it.

 

The sins of Nebraska? What sins? Being too conservative? I'm pretty sure Nebraska is sinless in the eyes of the religious right.

 

It is sinfully boring to drive through.

 

That's a true story.

 

Those dirty rotten bastards.

THOSE DIRTY ROTTEN BASTARDS!!!

They need to go. They need to have the ever livin' SHIT beat out of them!

 

These guys are beyond right. They're so far right, they are off the map, off the table, out of the building and across the street (where they are holding signs, of course).
They believe everyone who isn't a member of their specific church goes to hell.

 

Unfortunately, there can be no Starman JusticeTM. I just realized the funeral was this morning.

 

This is not political.

This is a group of sick rotten bastards whose twisted theology is an abomination to every decent human being.

They need to go away.

 

No mention of it on any of the tv station's stories in Omaha. The funeral they were planning on picketing was this morning. Good for the tv stations for ignoring them.