Hey sj.com guys! Less than an hour to.....

Not if it's on a pizza.

 

I'm surprised noones brought up tofu and a blowjob day.

I'm definitely having steak tonight at Taylor's (for all you Angelenos). Dunno if I'll convert or not. Twat d'jour's being a little weird lately.

 

Classy.

 

This could be a trick question. ;D

I could live the rest of my life on either.

 

For him, it actually is.

(BTW, meant to post it like this, not send it as a PM. My apologies)

 

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Bzzzzfffff........

 

Let's see ...

* Daughter PD spending the night with friends. CHECK.

* Mrs. PD having margaritas after work with friends. CHECK.

* Coals fired up, ribeyes marinating for 2 hours in Dale's sauce. CHECK.

* Just cracked open the first Yuengling. CHECK.

Seems as though everything is on schedule.

 

Well, go light on the Yuenglings and hope Mrs. PD goes heavy on the margaritas.

 

And in a tragic turn of events, Mike311gd's dork cancer has spread to his lymph nodes and every internal organ.

It's only a matter of time now.

 

I was closer to posting a hanging curveball. Soclose.

 

That one was plenty good enough to blow my synapses, so to speak.

 

I feel tired.