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HEY! RAT FACE!!!!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Feb 11, 2007.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Snorkeler mistaken for rodent, shot in face
    http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/10/snorkeler.shot.ap/index.html

    Root of the problem comes in the fifth graf, I think...
     
  2. Meth and weed? An odd combination, to say the least. Of course, I've always been partial to coke and quaaludes.
     
  3. Lamar Mundane

    Lamar Mundane Member

    I'd like to see the grill on the victim. How do you make that mistake without the being under the influence.

    I'd love to attend that trial.

    Defense attorney: Why did you shoot the "alleged victim?"

    Mr. Roderick: Well, dadgum, just look at that feller. Tell me he don't look like a rat, a bigun at that. I was fraid fo my life. Tell, me your honor, you wouldn't have done the same. Specially with a little meth and Chronic in your system.

    Judge: You, Mr. Rat face were asking for it. Case dismissed.
     
  4. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Is Rat Face any relation to Ferrett Face?
     
  5. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

  6. Is that Krzyzewski?
     
  7. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

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