HEY! RAT FACE!!!!

Snorkeler mistaken for rodent, shot in face
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/10/snorkeler.shot.ap/index.html

Root of the problem comes in the fifth graf, I think...

 

Meth and weed? An odd combination, to say the least. Of course, I've always been partial to coke and quaaludes.

 

I'd like to see the grill on the victim. How do you make that mistake without the being under the influence.

I'd love to attend that trial.

Defense attorney: Why did you shoot the "alleged victim?"

Mr. Roderick: Well, dadgum, just look at that feller. Tell me he don't look like a rat, a bigun at that. I was fraid fo my life. Tell, me your honor, you wouldn't have done the same. Specially with a little meth and Chronic in your system.

Judge: You, Mr. Rat face were asking for it. Case dismissed.

 

Is Rat Face any relation to Ferrett Face?

 

Is that Krzyzewski?

 

Si.