Hey Poin, should I be worried?

Aw, isn't that sweet? Mikey's willing to give up his bed ...

 

I always do. My friend will be visiting in two weeks, and she'll have the bed for three days.

 

Further, keep her from Spain, where a 13-year-old can suck sangria off your taint if she's so inclined.

 

Three days? I always envisioned this guy having "friends" visit by the hour.

 

That's awesome. It's usually two hours, but I've been saving money for months.

 

I can't wait for poo to weigh in on this topic.

 

You are the only guy in the world I trust enough for her to date.

 

She probably moves way too fast for me.

 

I'm not sure if that fills me with great relief, great sadness or some combination thereof.

 

I move like a turtle. She'd be safe.

 

you wouldnt trust me, beej?