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Hey Poin, should I be worried?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Jun 14, 2008.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    So my wife and I are at dinner tonight with her aunt, uncle and cousins. The younger cousin starts taunting his 17-year-old sister about how she's in love with her English teacher.

    So I immediately thought of the Poin Patrol. Should I be worried? Should I send you his name so you can run a quick check of PoinPatrol.net to see if he's nailing students? Or is there no such database for MALE teachers and FEMALE students?

    Anyway, please report back ASAP. I'm a bit worried about my innocent cousin.
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    The Male teachers are perverts; the females are just teaching a new class. No double standard there.... (Psst... is she hot?)
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    She's not dating til she turns 35, so you can just shut the fuck up, slappy!!!

    BTW I now realize this is on the wrong board. Abject fail, like usual. Or maybe I'm just so worried I can't post straight.
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    show me where I used the word "date"
  5. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Right there. :D
  6. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    By the way, the 17-year-old is legal in 137 countries and 43 states.

    So let her study Longfellow in English class.
  7. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Note this: In Canada, unmarried persons under 18 cannot legally consent to anal sex according to national law, although provincial laws may vary.

    Translated: No A, eh, until she's 18.
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Is Jersey one of the states where she's not legal?

    Cause if it ain't, I'm moving her to one of the seven holdouts.
  9. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Age of consent in New Jersey is 16. No restrictions on anal, unlike Canada.

    Jersey girls can start sooner than 16, if they pass certain big-hair and push-up-bra standards.
  10. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Move her here. Legal age is 16.

  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    She can visit me, BYH. She can sleep in my bed.

    I'll take the couch.
  12. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    You need to move her to Tunisia, where age of consent is 20.

    Or California, Arizona, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Wisconsin and, yes, Virginia -- all 18.
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