Hey Joumana, get the kids together for more bathtub photos

I'm shocked by this news.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/basketball/nba/02/16/bc.bkn.kidd.divorce.ap/index.html

It's gonna take a LOT of "I love you" signals from the free-throw line to fix this.

 

What's Kidd's I-love-you signal? I know Jeff Hornacek used to rub his cheek to say hi to the kids.

What does Kidd do?

 

This is going to get absolutely insane, now that Joumanna has counter-sued Kidd.

An affair with a season ticket holder? Oh, man.

I feel bad for the little dude with the huge head. Jouwanna-hire-me-as-a-media-whore isn't going without a fight, you know that.

I honestly think that this fiasco is what's fueling the Kidd trade rumors. Who wants to be at ground zero when this nuke goes off?

 

Back when the original domestic violence case was still an issue, he made a point to blow a kiss before each free throw. And the cameras would shamelessly show his kids in thier little Kidd jerseys.

That case led to one of the most disingenuous articles and photo spreads ever in SI, ammo for anyone who thinks SI now kisses athlete butt way too much.

 

Throws a phantom punch or shadowboxes

 

A professional athlete who's self-absorbed and narcissistic? Say it ain't so.

 

A professional athlete with strippers? Well color me shocked...

 

Kidd bought her jewelry worth less than $600,000 each? He needs to be traded to the Lakers so Kobe can show him that $4 million rings are what help your wife forget your cheating ways

 

Texted a buddy about Kidd having banged strippers in five different cities.

Friend: 'That's all? Seems low for a ball player. I'm a [non-factor] and I've surpassed that.'

Any idea/guesses who the REPORTERS may be?

 

No doubt. This is going to be a mess, for all the obvious reasons.

 

The Smoking Gun really does some great work.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0216073kidd1.html

According to Joumana, 34, Kidd has engaged in extramarital affairs with <b>"several different television reporters,"</b> as well as strippers in Arizona, Sacramento, Miami, Dallas and Indiana, a Nets season ticket holder, a Nets employee, and a cheerleader in New Orleans.