Hey John Edwards, you ARE the father!

Well, geeze, I guess no one else need apply for the Pulitzer this year ... *blue font off*

Seriously though ... can anyone see the Enquirer winning a Pulitzer under any circumstances?

 

It would be fun to read the cover letter, though.

 

In before lock ...

Child molestation is like Hitler: You can't just invoke that shit. Didn't kill millions of people? Get out of here with your Nazi comparisons. Didn't rape babies? Then don't compare him to a baby-rapist.

I don't support the guy -- never have. But to compare the sleezeball act of cheating on your cancer-riddled wife to raping children is silly. Just fucking silly.

 

Just wait until Zeke discovers that his emperor has no clothes. I'll feel saddest for him. He was so hopeful.

 

Don't you have a Michael Jackson memorial to attend or something?

 

I hate Illinois Nazis.

 

I said he has the moral fortitude of a child molester. I didn't compare and contrast acts.

I stand by my quote.

 

Huh?

I don't get it, was that supposed to be an insult?

 

I'm not sure the distinction you're trying to draw exists, so I stand by what I said, as well.

So let's agree that, 1) Edwards is a piece of shit, 2) Child molesters are also pieces of shit, but on a much greater magnitude than Edwards, 3) but Edwards is still a pretty big piece of shit.

Consensus? Move on?

 

Nope. I am sticking to my guns.

Unless the child molester has molested multiple children. Only then may he slink lower than Edwards.

 

I guess I'm just surprised you're here. I thought you ran away and cried when we made fun of MJ.

Now you're back under a different name. Not enough action for you in the land of misfits?

 

Hey, coffee boy, where in the fuck do you get off deciding who posts where?