Hey John Edwards, you ARE the father!

No, it wasn't just his hair. John Edwards is the prototypical slick politician that the fenians of the world spend a lifetime getting hard-on over.

Trial lawyer, hates Wal-Mart, builds some houses in third world countries for some camera ops.

All the while, has the moral fortitude of a child molester.

 

That's stretching it a bit, Dexter.

 

There were several threads. God, the indignation that someone dared shop at Wal Mart.

The thread where people screamed HOW DARE YOU COMMENT ON THE FAMILY PICTURE! ELIZABETH HAS HAD CANCER!

All the while, Edwards is walks all over his marriage vows like a doormat, and lying thru his teeth all the way up to today.

 

The fuck it is.

 

Well, then you should write your legislators to make sure they make infidelity a crime.

 

Yeah, I have to go with Poindexter on this one.

 

God help us. The prisons are already overcrowded. There wouldn't be a man and very few women left outside.

 

Does not approve.

 

And before anyone gets any ideas, I bet they're all ugly.

 

Haven't you been sticking up for Tiger Woods?

 

On Dateline, the perps many times brought a Beanie Baby, chocolate or balloons... along with the condoms and KY jelly.