Hey, JayFarrar ... if this one doesn't work out ...

I have found you another virgin ...

http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/news/story.html?id=11877e7f-c52b-4711-9cda-28099c045eb4

LONDON - A British woman who celebrated her 105th birthday this week said the secret to long life was celibacy, adding that she imagined sex was a "lot of hassle."

Clara Meadmore, who marked her birthday with a drop of wine at the Perran Bay nursing home in Cornwall, southwest England, also received a card from Queen Elizabeth.

"People have asked me whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no," Meadmore said.

"I have just never been interested in sex.

"I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things."

 

105?


Forget Jay, Mikey ought to give her a call.

 

Awesome.

 

Does she have a dust spot?

 

Jesus Christ, LIKE WHAT?!?!

 

Between this lady and Ernest Borgnine, I'm beginning to think they've got a point.

 

Thanks, sir. I had to go check on some things back in New York for a couple days and didn't have access to the Internet. But everything's cool and back to normal now.

Now I'll spend the next two days reading over the past threads. It's a good thing I've got some free time ... and whatnot.