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Speaking of those, and following the same topic ...

My kids were watching the Nickelodeon Awards a couple months ago and Maroon 5 opened the show with their single "Makes Me Wonder" and part of the chorus is "And it really makes me wonder/If I ever gave a f**k about you." Now they didn't say the f-word, but c'mon, it's the Kid's Choice Awards. Terrible choice for opening act, terrible choice for musical act all around.

 

slapster, here's a set of knee pads, my friend.

 

I think they should sing "Some Girls" by the Stones.

 

she has a little boy's body. she'd go broke.

 

Better still, they should sing Starfucker. Or Stray Cat Blues, a nice little wholesome ditty about fucking a 15-year-old runaway.

And did Soy Bomb's son/daughter show up?

 

Where Britney dressed a little risque years ago, much to the dismay of Nickelodeon brass. (Publicly, anyway.)

 

what do you define as risque?

 

In 1999, she clearly performed without a bra.

 

well christ, nobody in the crowd was wearing a bra ... she just didn't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable.

 

In related news, Sophia Bush won three awards at the Teen Awards.



Man, she's gorgeous. Do they give a certificate because she's most likely to be leered at by a paunchy sportswriter who is too old to watch her shows? Cause, you know, I'd present it to her.

 

So how many times have you watched John Tucker Must Die?

 

you guys are creeping me out.