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Hey Grimace, where's the Hamburglar?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Feb 19, 2009.

  1. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    Nice
     
  2. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Yeah, remember the story I posted about the guy who came home to an eaten steak and nothing else? Same house here.
     
  3. Cape_Fear

    Cape_Fear Active Member

    Hopefully it's not "The Grapist." The guy is lucky he wasn't shivved in the McRibs.
     
  4. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    I've been praying this day would never come. But, sadly, I can't say I'm surprised.

    (Sigh)

    I haven't seen Hamburglar in years. I heard through some friends that he was struggling, really bottoming out. When I saw a recent picture of him, I just couldn't believe it. Teeth rotted, skin pale and scarred. . .he'd lost at least 30 pounds.

    Now this. Breaking into homes. Not for hamburgers, but for turkey and ham? My God.

    I can't help but blame myself. Maybe if I had reached out to him. Maybe there was something I could have done.

    I don't know, man. I just don't know.
     
  5. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    You ate him!

    C'mon, admit it you fat purple fuck!

    :D
     
  6. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    OK. You got me.

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    He was asking for it.
     
  8. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    The kid in that picture or the Hamburglar?
     
  9. Yes.
     
  10. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    I went Mike Tyson on him.
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    The Grimace has almost outdistanced flipper as best sock puppet in board history
     
  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Stupid kid shouldn't have been teasing that purple thing. When will they learn?
     
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