Hey Fatties

That toilet paper thing would come in handy for someone who has carpal tunnel surgery on both wrists at the same time.

I can't take enough time off to have mine done separately so I've been putting it off. The thought of not being able to wipe my own ass for the first few days is simply terrifying.

 

Thank you for sharing.

 

dude, just eat stuff that clogs you up, and the let fly after you're recovered.

 

How about instead of making products for ridiculously obese people, how 'bout people work on products or systems to MAKE THEM LOSE THE FUCKING WEIGHT?! Novel idea, huh? My pop was right today when he said people in this country are getting so fat and lazy that it's sickening.

And yes, I know that for some people, their weight-control issues are partially beyond their control, but there HAS to be something they can do for it, right?

 

If you have a product other than diet and exercise that makes people lose weight, you are about to become rich beyond your wildest dreams. Bill Gates will be bumming cash off you.

 

Nope, can't fathom "#1" either.

 

I want to lose weight, have perfectly toned muscles, and I don't want to do anything to reach those results. Can I get some of those pills please?

Honestly I wouldn't give up my time at the gym for anything.

 

I was actually trying to defend against the arguments that some people can't control their weight like most others. Plus, I can't imagine trying to live without going to the gym or working out. Keeps me from going bat-shit crazy. Maybe the drug companies can make a pill that decreases laziness & apathy.

 

PhilaYank: Why the hell do you care if someone else is not in shape or there are certain catalogs out there? You like to work out? Skippy! You live your life, let others live theirs. And don't give me some meta-society crap; that's not why you're busting on fat people.

 

My guess is PhilaYank has never been around somebody who can't eat more than 1200 calories a day or she'll gain weight. Yea, that's right more 1200 and I gain weight. It sucks.