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Hey, Deskers!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by zeke12, Jun 14, 2009.

  1. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    I don't know what you're doing, but you should probably take a look at the Cleveland-St. Louis box.

    And you should also refrain from using certain words to describe what's going on for fear of IJAG clawing off your junk.

    But what we can't talk about is through seven innings.
     
  2. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Goodbye, boys.

    You've been fun to hang with all these years.
     
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Molina, Rasmus, Greene for the Cards in the eighth.
     
  4. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    I saw one pitch.

    Now it's back to the Texas game.
     
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Dangit. I was pulling for Lee, too.
     
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I blame Trey.
     
  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Seeing as how this thread is now useless, I now present you the first in an occasional series, Zeke and IJAG liveblog a busted no-hitter:

    IJAG: DAMMIT
    Zeke: Over?
    IJAG: Yes
    double by Molina to the right field corner
    sob
    Zeke: Now he's gotta bear down and get this guy. Don't lose the shutout, too.
    IJAG: WHO CARES ANY MORE?
    NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!
    Zeke: Who are you, James Hetfield?
    IJAG: Huh?
    Zeke: BYH would have gotten that joke, dammit.

    Fin
     
  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Does James Hetfield say "nothing else matthurlz" in the last verse of that song? It sure sounds like it.
     
  9. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    In fairness, he had fail stuck in his throat.
     
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    That and King Sellout's dick in his mouth, ready to spooge sellout semen that transformed Metallica to the present day.
     
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