Hey boys . . .

Yeah, tough choice, which beautiful woman am I holding out for? Decisions, decisions. Love the beginning of Lost in Transltion, BTW.

 

Agreed.

 

provably hot.

 

Guess I should retell my Dark Angel story, which unfortunately has nothing to do with meeting the lovely Miss Alba.

A few years back I reconnected with an attractive lady friend from college (minds out of the gutter. I was married by this time.) After spending some time in the company of some of her more recent friends, I kept hearing them call her Dark Angel. She was obviously uncomfortable with it, so I got the idea that it wasn't just her passing resemblance to Alba (Dark Angel was on the air at this time.) My friend really was a dark-haired beauty, though she would have absolutely towered over Alba and the real Rark Angel, while more fit, could never have filled this lady's D-cups.

It turns out that she had quite the online social life. And in that life, when someone wanted to see a picture of her, she used a photo that when she found it a couple of years earlier, had been just another anonymous model/aspiring actress. Then the young lady in the photo got her own show...and it was only a matter of time before her little trick was discovered and a painful new nickname was born.

Given my freedom (maybe a 1-day, act-like-a-single-guy free card)...taking into account what a cold-hearted bitch Alba seems like from the story...and some of the stories I've heard about my friend ... I think I would prefer the company of the latter no matter how sexy Alba is.

 

I've got bad news for Jessica. I'm already taken, so she'll have to find someone else.

 

Jessica texted me. I haven't responded yet. Maybe if she brings pizza.

 

solid cross-threadination there.

 

I might if you ask nicely.

 

I'm still doing some butt toning exercises. Don't want to make a bad impression.

 

JDV?

 

As long as your ball pants are on the floor, I'm happy.

 

I thought he was 'cut.'