Hey boys . . .

Feel better, SC?

 

Yes. I was waiting on the horndogs to be released.

 

Jessica proceeds from a false assumption,.

I am quite married, and definitely NOT available.

Tempted and intrigued by her luminous beauty and charms, yes.

Available, nope.

EDIT: Love the way she dumped dude. In Europe, overseas phone call: "I'm not in love with you anymore." Then has her ASSISTANT gather her belongings from the home they shared.

Cold as Ice.

 

I, however, am available. And Jessica, you can visit me any time.

 

Where I'm living, most girls from somewhere else look good. Jessica Alba's off the charts.
Of course, I was told that wanting a girl who shaves and bathes every day was way too high of standards for where I live.

 

Judging by the new sidesaddle, I'd say some tat guy pulled an Alba on the Time Online champ. But if a woman starts a thread titled "Hey boys...", no way any male on the board is not gonna click it.

 

I'd rather F- Jessica Rabbit than that skank.

 

Precisely my thought. 2 1/2 years, and the best you can do is an overseas phone call and your assistant?

Kids today.

 

Post of the year nominee, i say.

 

Kids? Isn't she like 27 or something. That's just a straight up bitch.

And skank or not, everyone on here, man or woman, would hit it. You with me IJAG?

 

Um, no. I reserve my hitting for Alyssa only.

Here's the thing. Having been 10 feet from Alba, I can tell you I think she's got a gorgeous face, and she's tiny. But I'll also say this: Either every photo in the world is wrong, or that denim catsuit she had on that day had an ass-reducing panel. It was flat as a pancake back there.

I think she's hot...but not doable for me. And she has a nice beat I can dance to. I give her a 78.

 

You know, I would get in line for that. Time to watch "Lost in Translation" again.