Hey Arkansas AP ...

Red-White game? Ring a bell? It's college football, it was Saturday night, you have photos and no story?

Hello? Bueller? Bueller?

 

Since it wasn't a "trainer," you're SOL, HH.

 

Just odd to me.

Usually, they'll write a story every time an Arkansas player takes a dump.

Maybe they don't have Nutt's new cell number ...

 

They've had some real auto-fellators of the Razorbacks at the Little Rock/Fayetteville AP over the years.

I don't wanna name names, but to paraphrase by boys Moe and Curly Howard:

Curly: "King, er, crown me!!!!"

(Moe smashes lamp/rolling pin/kitchen table leg over Curly's dome.)

 

So I take it they never did send a story or feature from that game? No excuse for that.

 

I was waiting on something from Florida State, Nebraska and a couple of others yesterday, too. Had plenty of art from each, but I wound up having to just rewrite SID copy to go in our roundup.

 

Someone rang?

I would like to add a request that an ", Ark." go on the end of any "LITTLE ROCK" datelines. Unless my AP stylebook is outdated in that area, it gets one, but my AP wire keeps carrying stories without it, especially on those weekly Quarterback Club meetings in the fall.

 

Harry still fellates the Hogs, just no longer for AP.