Hey AP, how about that Vick haircut?

Deskers note that the AP has moved a story about Michael Vick's new (and lawyer suggested, no doubt) haircut but NY Photo is unclear with a photo of same will be available today.

"Atlanta has been busy with the whole tuberculosis thing," I am advised.

 

A story about Vick's new haircut on the AP wire ... sense of impending doom ...

 

Can he hide illegal drugs in his hair?

 

Not any more. Would be interesting to run a full drug panel on a few clippings of his hair.

 

No, but if he shaves his body hair, it's a way to disguise long-term drug use...

 

TTIUWOP

 

Lawyer-suggested, probably. But it's also starting to get real nice and hot in the south. Even the smart people are cutting their hair.

 

That was, really, how all of this started.

 

I heard from an unnamed source that Vick cut his hair after his dog lost a hair vs. hair match. Crazy!

I saw the story on ajc.com, but a picture wasn't included. Seemed odd.

 

Now that's funny. I wonder if Brutus The Barber Beefcake was the owner of the other dog.

 

So Vick is going out to get a FUCKING HAIRCUT.

I eagerly await the AP NewsAlert.

 

Vick doesn't play in New York -- no alert.