Hershiser beans Joe Morgan

I guess he can't help himself, but last night Joe Morgan was analyzing why the Japanese Little League champs had such hard creases in the bills of their caps.

"It actually serves a purpose, it helps them focus, makes them look tougher, yadayadayada."

Boothmate Orel Hershiser can't take it a second longer.

"I think it makes them look like a Georgia gas station attendant," he said.

Still don't understand why ESPN had five talking heads (six if you include Erin Andrews' cans).

 

That would make seven.

 

Did Joe mention that neither of the teams would have stood a chance against the 76 Reds?

 

Yes, about 400 times.

 

brilliant line.

btw, my wife has a few issues with orel hershiser. she insists that he has his eyebrows waxed. do any other women think this? i can't really say i can tell whether someone has waxed eyebrows or not. is this common in TV?

 

I work with a guy whose eyebrows are so perfectly waxed that it creeps me out.

Guys, just wax the unibrow. Trim a little, maybe. Maybe. Nothing drastic.

 

I used to have two eyebrows. But I shaved the top one.

 

Yes, but Joe Morgan is the greatest second baseman of all time. And he played on the greatest team of all time. Just ask him.

 

It was hilarious watching those 12-year-olds looking EA right in said cans. And she kept leaning over. Almost as good as the dugout interview she did with the geezer coach at the College World Series.

In a related note, the Georgia Gas Station Attendants Local 5950 is arranging a protest against Hershiser and a certain Bristol-based broadcast company

 

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Wasn't Bob Welch one of the first guys to really bend the bill of his cap that far?

I prefer to the flat-cap, sideways look of CC Sabathia.