Here's what the G in Kenny G stands for ...

Ugh. Brings back all the wrong memories of my brief stint as a DJ at a smooth jazz radio station.

I'd rather listen to my own asshole.

 

You played Wayman Tisdale, didn't you? Come clean ...

 

I'm sure he's a fine golfer, but are you trying to get us to believe it's difficult to get an interview with Kenny G? Is it tough to get through all the paparazzi?

 

Groupies

 

Kenny G is actually a pretty interesting guy. He has a degree in dentistry and is scratch golfer. That's not to mention that he blows a nice sax.
I have never understood why people dislike him or his music. I think he's pretty cool.

 

No. Because of the slowdown in the music business, it's a matter of the guy scheduling himself with gigs aplenty. He's either got a studio session or a gig somewhere. On top of that, he lives in Malibu -- a two-hour drive (in traffic) from the course.

Plus, he wanted to do as much press during that window as he could.

Worked out well for all parties, even the flack who caddied 18 in dress shoes. ;D

 

What does a Tipper do? [/Karnac]

 

It's because all he does is play scales. If he were at least creative in what he did, I could respect him.

 

Well, bird, I would probably take his short game after the round today. I hit 12 fairways and 14 greens. Still was 10-over par.

Don't ask.

 

He is creative. He's a fundamental player and he's very good in that department. Many great sax players aren't as fundamentally sound.

 

Outing alert; Kaylee is really Sam Perkins.

 

While you're out buying Alpha-Bits, stop at a music store and pick up a John Zorn CD.