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Here's to you ... A toast

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Sep 19, 2006.

  1. Raise a glass boys,

    A toast ..

    To the inventor of the 16oz. Tall boys!

    And the wonderbra!

    God love you!
  2. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Orville Redenbacher's breath smells like popcorn
  3. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Fuck the person who invented the Wonderbra, that false-advertising piece of shit. That would be like toasting the first girl who stuffed tissues in her bra.
  4. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Welcome to the "Ask drunk Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!" thread. :D
  5. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Oh, and for the record, I'm not saying I need a girl with huge boobs, I just want to know what I'm getting into.

    Oh, and what's with the silicon "enhancers" girls put in their bras nowadays? Not the surgical kind, the little inserts. It's some Mission Impossible gadget. You thought you were looking at big boobs, then here comes the silicon pulling away and BAM, you're looking at A-cups. What the hell?

    Sorry. I swear I'm not obsessed with boobs. I swear it.
  6. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Liar!!!!!!! :D
  7. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Don't ever apologize for being obsessed with boobs!
  8. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    I am!
  9. indiansnetwork

    indiansnetwork Active Member

    I will not lie I really enjoy women with nice breasts but legs are very important to. And of course personality is huge.
  10. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Isn't the 16oz a medium boy? I always thought of tall boys as 24oz cans. Where I live now they have 32oz bottles of Bud, it is very strange.
  11. pressboxer

    pressboxer Active Member

    If you've seen two, you've seen 'em all.[/jackbennyafterhisfirstvisittoatoplessbeachinfrance]

    As long as there are two and they are properly positioned, everything else is just variations on a theme.
  12. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    And what a theme it is.
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