Here's to you ... A toast

Raise a glass boys,

A toast ..

To the inventor of the 16oz. Tall boys!

And the wonderbra!

God love you!

 

Orville Redenbacher's breath smells like popcorn

 

Fuck the person who invented the Wonderbra, that false-advertising piece of shit. That would be like toasting the first girl who stuffed tissues in her bra.

 

Welcome to the "Ask drunk Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!" thread.

 

Oh, and for the record, I'm not saying I need a girl with huge boobs, I just want to know what I'm getting into.

Oh, and what's with the silicon "enhancers" girls put in their bras nowadays? Not the surgical kind, the little inserts. It's some Mission Impossible gadget. You thought you were looking at big boobs, then here comes the silicon pulling away and BAM, you're looking at A-cups. What the hell?

Sorry. I swear I'm not obsessed with boobs. I swear it.

 

Liar!!!!!!!

 

Don't ever apologize for being obsessed with boobs!

 

I am!

 

I will not lie I really enjoy women with nice breasts but legs are very important to. And of course personality is huge.

 

Isn't the 16oz a medium boy? I always thought of tall boys as 24oz cans. Where I live now they have 32oz bottles of Bud, it is very strange.

 

If you've seen two, you've seen 'em all.[/jackbennyafterhisfirstvisittoatoplessbeachinfrance]

As long as there are two and they are properly positioned, everything else is just variations on a theme.

 

And what a theme it is.