"Here You Go, Boss"

"Shakin' the bush, boss!"

 

It's better than getting called "homie" by a white guy.

 

Taking a wild stab: Boss Tweed, 19th century leader of Tammany Hall.

 

Rather be called boy than boss, chief, sport or the dreaded sir.

 

Next time tell the guy that you prefer he call you "your highness" instead as you are a minor noble from Croatia and it is more befitting your status.

 

I don't mind boss or chief, but both can definitely be said derisively. It's all about context, tone or inflection. You can usually tell if someone is trying to be a dickslap when they say it.

Other fun names to call people that can make them feel like little boys:
tiger ... How ya doin' there, tiger.
sport ... Calm down there, sport.
ace ... Whatever you say, ace.

Delivered properly during in an impending brouhaha in a bar or wherever, these little names can immediately take the fuckhead who's starting with you down a notch.

 

"Horse Cock" is always nice to hear.

 

Sadly, the passive agressive use of these terms is the subject of a Dane Cook bit.

I'm ashamed by this knowledge. Because Dane Cook sucks, bad.

 

Call me sir, goddammit!