Here, SI. Here's a cover you can use next week, gratis.

Yes. I want Taylor Twellman's bicycle kick somewhere on this weeks cover, in addition to a four page championship game preview, dammit!

 

The Bruins are only slightly more relevant than the Revolution these days. They're our last remaining link to the days of region-wide mediocrity.

 

Do you get teary-eyed at the mention of Adam Oates' name?

 

Actually, I probably have it better than most: LeBron, Sizemore and Jamal Lewis have all been on the cover this year, and that's without the normal 2 or 3 per anum allotted to Ohio State.

Hopefully SI has an OSU cover in them this year (or OSU has an SI cover in it, as it were).

 

The Oates years were actually a bit of a disappointment, in terms of playoff success. People get far more nostalgic for Cam Neely.

 

So much for the jinx, eh?

 

poor cam, if Ulf hadn't been a key member of the Pens two Stanley Cup teams I would admit it was a dirty hit, shit, I guess I just did admit, oh well, still two Cup banners hanging in Mellon Arena ...

 

This was a bad day, pooch.

 

Let's just thank God Boston College lost.

 

This is high-end SportsJournalists.com right now.

 

That's the SI cover in two weeks when the win it all!!!

I can see the headline now:

Beantown is Revvvved up!

 

All I know is the one time I pulled for Boston to win something, Kerry lost.