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Help (questions about the board itself)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by busdriver, Jun 18, 2007.

  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Re: Help (questions about SportsJournalists.com. I haven't been on in a while)

    Jeebus H. Keyrist... me so stupid....

    And if you click on your profile, you'll see something in the left rail about subscrbing.,...
  2. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Be pompous, obese and eat cactus?
  3. busdriver

    busdriver Member

    Cool thank you very much
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I thought the next line was "criticize things you don't know about and have a nice thing to say."
  5. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    That sounds right. I'm going off a very dusty, fuzzy memory bank to reach for this one.
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant. And go into a closet and suck eggs.

    And welcome back.
  7. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Keep this on topic, please. And Happy Bunker Hill Day to all.
  8. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Be oblong and have your knees removed.

    And welcome back.
  9. If you want this choice position
    Have a cheery disposition
    Rosy cheeks, no warts!
    Play games, all sort

    You must be kind, you must be witty
    Very sweet and fairly pretty
    Take us on outings, give us treats
    Sing songs, bring sweets

    Never be cross or cruel
    Never give us castor oil or gruel
    Love us as a son and daughter
    And never smell of barley water

    If you won't scold and dominate us
    We will never give you cause to hate us
    We won't hide your spectacles
    So you can't see
    Put toads in your bed
    Or pepper in your tea
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Here's a question: How do you post pictures?
  11. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Ask Fenian. I think he knows.
  12. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    And here I thought threadjacks were a thing of the past...
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