Help (questions about the board itself)

Re: Help (questions about SportsJournalists.com. I haven't been on in a while)

Jeebus H. Keyrist... me so stupid....

And if you click on your profile, you'll see something in the left rail about subscrbing.,...

 

Be pompous, obese and eat cactus?

 

Cool thank you very much

 

I thought the next line was "criticize things you don't know about and have a nice thing to say."

 

That sounds right. I'm going off a very dusty, fuzzy memory bank to reach for this one.

 

Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant. And go into a closet and suck eggs.

And welcome back.

 

Keep this on topic, please. And Happy Bunker Hill Day to all.

 

Be oblong and have your knees removed.

And welcome back.

 

If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts!
Play games, all sort

You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets

Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water

If you won't scold and dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles
So you can't see
Put toads in your bed
Or pepper in your tea

 

Here's a question: How do you post pictures?

 

Ask Fenian. I think he knows.

 

And here I thought threadjacks were a thing of the past...