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Help me win a contest

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by Jim Tom Pinch, Jun 4, 2008.

  1. Jim Tom Pinch

    Jim Tom Pinch Active Member

    Our newpaper is renaming our local news "B" section.

    Any suggestions?
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

  3. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member


    That's all I got.
  4. pressmurphy

    pressmurphy Member

    Or, if it's a Gannett pub, try B-minus.
  5. SCEditor

    SCEditor Active Member

    "Stuff not good/interesting enough for 1A"
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    B: We Work Just As Hard As The A Section
  7. tonysoprano

    tonysoprano Member

    B.K.C. (Beatings, Killings and Corruption)
    Because you have nothing else better to do
    Best way we can still make money
    Better enjoy. Tomorrow we'll cut 4 pages from this section.
  8. Jim Tom Pinch

    Jim Tom Pinch Active Member

    I kind of knew I was going to get more wisecracks than winners. But I figured that would be just as entertaining. Didn't anticipate the reference to B was going to spawn all the material.
  9. tonysoprano

    tonysoprano Member

    You want wisecracks, may I suggest the thread about the journalism motto, or especially Paris Hilton's diary when she was in jail. You will be sobbing laughing, trust me. Brilliant stuff.
  10. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

  11. hankschu

    hankschu Member

    This thread reminds me of a contest my paper had decades ago when we first got ATEX computers and they kept fucking up. The paper printed a newsletter with tips on using the system and had a contest to name the newsletter. My colleague Bill, a great and funny fellow, actually submitted the entry "ATEX Ataxia."
    He's out of the business now.
  12. 2underpar

    2underpar Active Member

    i thought this was a Seinfeld thread.
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