Help me - my Sunday is ruined.

I just called and asked my wife and she said that was because that particular girl was way younger than he was. Maturity to handle the world that is his would be a struggle for her, he thought.

 

Well, I mean, yeah, I gathered that much. The line was simply an extraordinary pile of bullshit. <i> Sorry, baby, too much jaded hurt in this heart. </i>

Looking the fine man up on Wikipedia, I realize this jaded hurt may include, for example, a tape of some repute with a certain Pamela.

 

why is anyone watching this crap anyway?

 

My thought exactly.

 

How can you have children if you don't have any balls?

Seize the damn remote.

That should be man's dominion

 

I watched it for about 12 seconds. Anytime I hear the phrase "jaded hurt" being thrown around with faux-sincerity, that's a car crash I gotta witness.

 

I've got an idea.

Let's reward the prodigal poster who happens to have a decent subject with decency. If he doesn't have one, then Arnold, Cadet and Spnited have perfect cause to start flaming away.

But jeez, at least have the patience to wait till the aforementioned subject starter starts to drop his drawers to crap on the board first.

Let's reward responsible posting and maybe positive reinforcement will be enough.

 

That particular girl is three whole years younger than the one with the collagen lips, nasty tats and fake boobs that made it to the finals...

 

A noble idea.

Sadly, I don't think it will happen.

 

Mine was just a gentle tease. When I'm ripping Yawn, he knows it.

 

Is making fun of him for allowing himself to be pushed around by his wife and children still ok, though?

Every single TV in the house all on the same crap, but none for him? Sorry, my wife wouldn't even try that one on me. It's not a man-woman thing, either. It's a matter of courtesy. They are all watching the same thing. The wife should have been watching with one of the daughters and letting him watch something else.

 

No, I'm fixing to take over the junk room, move all the junk back to the packrats and make that my office, a place for my animal kill mounts, and my own damn television room.