Help me fix a kid's bike

Write-brained · Apr 16, 2008

Batman said:

1) Take off the training wheels — but only the wheels, not the struts — so you have a firm base. You don't want the bike slipping.
2) Immobilize the front wheel so the bike doesn't roll away.
3) Set up a fan and attach some streamers. Turn it on.
4) Convince your daughter that peddling in the house can be just as fun as riding around the block.
5) Crack open a beer and cheer her on.
6) Collect your father of the year award.
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I could kill you for this post. I read it earlier today while having a serious conversation on the phone. My sudden outburst of laughter was a bit out of place.

Tom Petty · Apr 16, 2008

Write-brained said:

Batman said:

1) Take off the training wheels but only the wheels, not the struts so you have a firm base. You don't want the bike slipping.
2) Immobilize the front wheel so the bike doesn't roll away.
3) Set up a fan and attach some streamers. Turn it on.
4) Convince your daughter that peddling in the house can be just as fun as riding around the block.
5) Crack open a beer and cheer her on.
6) Collect your father of the year award.
Click to expand...

I could kill you for this post. I read it earlier today while having a serious conversation on the phone. My sudden outburst of laughter was a bit out of place.
Click to expand...

and from what i hear, the male hooker you were talking to didn't find much humor in your explanation, either.

Write-brained · Apr 16, 2008

Tom Petty said:

Write-brained said:

Batman said:

1) Take off the training wheels but only the wheels, not the struts so you have a firm base. You don't want the bike slipping.
2) Immobilize the front wheel so the bike doesn't roll away.
3) Set up a fan and attach some streamers. Turn it on.
4) Convince your daughter that peddling in the house can be just as fun as riding around the block.
5) Crack open a beer and cheer her on.
6) Collect your father of the year award.
Click to expand...

I could kill you for this post. I read it earlier today while having a serious conversation on the phone. My sudden outburst of laughter was a bit out of place.
Click to expand...

and from what i hear, the male hooker you were talking to didn't find much humor in your explanation, either.
Click to expand...

Did he tell you that while you had your lips wrapped around his wanger?

Tom Petty · Apr 16, 2008

Write-brained said:

Tom Petty said:

Write-brained said:

Batman said:

1) Take off the training wheels but only the wheels, not the struts so you have a firm base. You don't want the bike slipping.
2) Immobilize the front wheel so the bike doesn't roll away.
3) Set up a fan and attach some streamers. Turn it on.
4) Convince your daughter that peddling in the house can be just as fun as riding around the block.
5) Crack open a beer and cheer her on.
6) Collect your father of the year award.
Click to expand...

I could kill you for this post. I read it earlier today while having a serious conversation on the phone. My sudden outburst of laughter was a bit out of place.
Click to expand...

and from what i hear, the male hooker you were talking to didn't find much humor in your explanation, either.
Click to expand...

Did he tell you that while you had your lips wrapped around his wanger?
Click to expand...

we in the biz like to refer to it as a wrangler ... you know, a brokeback metaphor.

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