Help! I need a mother-son song for my wedding

It is not an original. The words are changed, but the meter and rhyme scheme are the same. The construction of the verses are completely parallel to the original.
The melody and chord changes are the same, although the key signature is different.
It's a blatant ripoff and a complete hatchet job.

 

Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb
Mother do you think they'll like the song
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls
Ooooh aah, Mother should I build a wall

Mother should I run for president
Mother should I trust the government
Mother will they put me in the firing line
Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time

Hush now baby, baby don't you cry
Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true
Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you
Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing
She won't let you fly but she might let you sing
Mama will keep baby cosy and warm
Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe
Of course Mama's gonna help build the wall

Mother do think she's good enough for me
Mother do think she's dangerous to me
Mother will she tear your little boy apart
Oooh aah, mother will she break my heart

Hush now baby, baby don't you cry
Mama's gonna check out all your girl friends for you
Mama won't let anyone dirty get through
Mama's gonna wait up till you get in
Mama will always find out where you've been
Mamma's gonna keep baby healthy and clean
Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe
You'll always be a baby to me

Mother, did it need to be so high.

 

Whatever you do - don't use Ray Wylie Hubbard's (or Jerry Jeff Walker's cover of) "Redneck Mother"

 

Geez dude. Could you at least TRY to make it challenging to make fun of you?

 

How about "Stacy's Mom"

change lyrics in chorus to "Tino's Mom Got It going on"

 

Wear a cowboy hat, boots, Cinch jeans, the whole getup and dance to "Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys."

 

I'm with Slappy. Never been to a reception where they didn't dance.

And it ain't a Southern thing, because the last wedding I was at, the bride wore a John Deere garter. Lots of dancing after that one.

 

Good for her. Bet that was some shindig.

 

At my cousin's bar mitzvah, he danced with his mom to Elton John's "Beautiful in My Eyes."

 

Mother
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Mother

Mother
Can you keep them in the dark for life
Can you hide them from the waiting world
Oh mother

Father
Gonna take you daughter out tonight
Gonna show her my world
Oh father

Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its like
Till your bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its

Mother
Tell your children not to hold my hand
Tell your children not to undesrstand
Oh mother

Father
Do you wanna bang heads with me
Do you wanna feel evrything
Oh father

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its like
Till your bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its
Yea

Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its like
Till your bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its like
Mother
Yea