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Help FuerteJ pick a mail order bride!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by imjustagirl2, Nov 27, 2006.

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Which woman should FuerteJ pledge his undying devotion (and one-time only fee) for?

  1. Tatiana

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  2. Natalia

    5 vote(s)
    17.2%

  3. Z944 Anna

    1 vote(s)
    3.4%

  4. Elena

    5 vote(s)
    17.2%

  5. R497 Katerina

    1 vote(s)
    3.4%

  6. S846 Anna

    1 vote(s)
    3.4%

  7. Julia

    5 vote(s)
    17.2%

  8. A492 Katerina

    3 vote(s)
    10.3%

  9. Victoria

    5 vote(s)
    17.2%

  10. Ludmila

    3 vote(s)
    10.3%
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  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Look at all of the selections again.

    If you analyze their faces/bodies, you almost have to ask yourself, "OK, what is the probability that this actually a man?"

    Scary what plastic surgery, a cock fold, and lipstick could do.
     
    Chef, Nov 27, 2006
    #25
  2. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    This is sick...sick I tell you.

    But wouldn't I expect anything less from IJAG? :eek: ;D
     
    spnited, Nov 27, 2006
    #26
  3. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Now I'm curious... What's the going rate nowadays for a Russian woman?
     
    The Big Ragu, Nov 27, 2006
    #27
  4. MCEchan36

    MCEchan36 Guest

    Touche. He probably sleeps in his bath-tub filled with balls. Also, do these brides come in large crates as seen on American Dad (I was bored last night. Eagles were getting killed and I had to kill time b4 The Wire)?

    Oh, on more thing: I'm changing my vote from pistol-packin' Natalia to either Elena or Julia.
     
    MCEchan36, Nov 27, 2006
    #28
  5. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Wow. I never expected people on SportsJournalists.com to take this seriously.

    I'm officially surprised by this thread. Or at least MCEchan and murcielago.
     
    imjustagirl2, Nov 27, 2006
    #29
  6. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    She's looking for a guy between 5'6" and 5'8" who is kind and merry. If I may translate for a moment - she wants a little guy she can boss around and take his money.

    It would be fun to read how it worked out for the guy who "buys" this girl five years from now.
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Nov 27, 2006
    #30
  7. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Just curious, do they have American mail order brides over in Russia?
     
    Freelance Hack, Nov 27, 2006
    #31
  8. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    They just take turns with Kournikova.
     
    PeteyPirate, Nov 27, 2006
    #32
  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Yes. There's a special on them this week. Buy one and get one free roll of toilet paper and a pair of blue jeans. [/Yakov Smirnov]
     
    The Big Ragu, Nov 27, 2006
    #33
  10. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    WHAT A COUNTRY!
     
    Freelance Hack, Nov 27, 2006
    #34
  11. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    I am very sad there is not a thriving mail-order husband business on the Internet.
     
    imjustagirl2, Nov 27, 2006
    #35
  12. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Husbands are overrated, underworking jerks.
     
    Freelance Hack, Nov 27, 2006
    #36
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